Saturday, 14 April 2012
Friday, 13 April 2012
David Reviews...David Reviews Stuff
Well I've made it to five reviews. And so I shall review what I am reviewing.
This could get very recursive very quickly...
I like my site. It features things I like (and a cat), plus I can rant a lot since virtually nobody (other than Ellie) knows about it. And it gives me something to do at 00:16, when I can't be bothered sleeping. The site could do with more images. Or content of any sort. And needs some sort of collection of what has been reviewed. But I like it (as said before) so I rate as being deserving of eight spoons*.
*Yes, an asterisk right after is silly. But if you enjoy rating things in spoons then read Shades of Grey. Also note - not 50 Shades of Grey, that is quite different!
This could get very recursive very quickly...
I like my site. It features things I like (and a cat), plus I can rant a lot since virtually nobody (other than Ellie) knows about it. And it gives me something to do at 00:16, when I can't be bothered sleeping. The site could do with more images. Or content of any sort. And needs some sort of collection of what has been reviewed. But I like it (as said before) so I rate as being deserving of eight spoons*.
*Yes, an asterisk right after is silly. But if you enjoy rating things in spoons then read Shades of Grey. Also note - not 50 Shades of Grey, that is quite different!
Thursday, 12 April 2012
David Reviews...A Sad Image
Below is an image that is sad.
The rain. It never ends. And the frown. AND THE FROWN! This image just makes Eeyore look cheerful. However as it is successful at being sad it is good. In a way this is senseful (yes, senseful is a word which has sensefulness [as is that {I like brackets}]).
Overall I'll give this image six spoons out of ten - I don't like the sad image, but it is a well made sad image. Poor Mr Tennant :(
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| I did warn you this was sad. |
Overall I'll give this image six spoons out of ten - I don't like the sad image, but it is a well made sad image. Poor Mr Tennant :(
Wednesday, 11 April 2012
David Reviews...Afternoon Naps
Now this is something worth reviewing. In list form.
Good things about Afternoon Naps
1: You get to lie in bed
2: You feel refreshed
3: You don't need to watch Deal or No Deal
4: You can stay up longer and post blogs just after midnight
5: You wake up just in time for dinner
Bad things about Afternoon Naps
1:
So there we have it - an Afternoon Nap is a good thing. And worthy of a strong eight out of ten spoons. Huzzah!
Good things about Afternoon Naps
1: You get to lie in bed
2: You feel refreshed
3: You don't need to watch Deal or No Deal
4: You can stay up longer and post blogs just after midnight
5: You wake up just in time for dinner
Bad things about Afternoon Naps
1:
So there we have it - an Afternoon Nap is a good thing. And worthy of a strong eight out of ten spoons. Huzzah!
Tuesday, 10 April 2012
David Reviews...a cat
I don't normally like cats. They aren't as nice as dogs. They scratch. They try to kill Tweety Pie. However, where I am currently living there is a cat. I don't know its name. I'm not sure of its gender. But it is better than most cats I've seen.
It hasn't tried to kill me yet; at least not overtly. It has only tried to scratch a few times so far. And it likes cuddling into me. (Although, I am pretty good at cuddling so you can't blame the cat for that!).
Overall I'd give the cat 4 spoons out of ten. It isn't as good as a dog, but then again no other pets are. This mark will be reduced by 2 if it attack me again!
It hasn't tried to kill me yet; at least not overtly. It has only tried to scratch a few times so far. And it likes cuddling into me. (Although, I am pretty good at cuddling so you can't blame the cat for that!).
Overall I'd give the cat 4 spoons out of ten. It isn't as good as a dog, but then again no other pets are. This mark will be reduced by 2 if it attack me again!
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| Me with cat. |
Monday, 9 April 2012
David Reviews...the M25
Hello, in what will (probably) be a series of posts I shall review stuff. In this case I shall review the M25. This is an orbital road going around London. I've had the chance to drive on this now and it is very useful.
However there needs to be more ability to cross the Thames at the east end as I hate sitting in parked traffic. I recently spent an hour sitting in a car waiting to get over the Dartford Crossing. For those who do not know, this is a combination of a bridge and a tunnel going over/under the Thames. The bridge is quite nice, but not as pretty as the Forth Road Bridge. And the tunnel reminds me of the Clyde Tunnel. There appears to be bottlenecks there all the time so I'd quite like more roads over it!
Overall the M25 is quite good from my experience - it means I don't need to always drive through London and it has a good selection of radio stations to listen to in my car when driving past. I shall rate it as 7 spoons out of ten. Yes, spoons shall be my usual measuring method - don't question it.
However there needs to be more ability to cross the Thames at the east end as I hate sitting in parked traffic. I recently spent an hour sitting in a car waiting to get over the Dartford Crossing. For those who do not know, this is a combination of a bridge and a tunnel going over/under the Thames. The bridge is quite nice, but not as pretty as the Forth Road Bridge. And the tunnel reminds me of the Clyde Tunnel. There appears to be bottlenecks there all the time so I'd quite like more roads over it!
Overall the M25 is quite good from my experience - it means I don't need to always drive through London and it has a good selection of radio stations to listen to in my car when driving past. I shall rate it as 7 spoons out of ten. Yes, spoons shall be my usual measuring method - don't question it.
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