Tuesday, 10 April 2012

David Reviews...a cat

I don't normally like cats.  They aren't as nice as dogs.  They scratch.  They try to kill Tweety Pie.  However, where I am currently living there is a cat.  I don't know its name.  I'm not sure of its gender.  But it is better than most cats I've seen.

It hasn't tried to kill me yet; at least not overtly.  It has only tried to scratch a few times so far.  And it likes cuddling into me. (Although, I am pretty good at cuddling so you can't blame the cat for that!).

Overall I'd give the cat 4 spoons out of ten.  It isn't as good as a dog, but then again no other pets are.  This mark will be reduced by 2 if it attack me again!

No, I do not have a Moustache.
Me with cat.  

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3 comments:

  1. Ellie Errant10 April 2012 at 09:30

    cat! :D

    though i dispapprove of the score! how could a cat get fewer spoons than a road??

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  2. davidreviewsstuff10 April 2012 at 17:13

    Yes, cat!

    And it does not deserve a higher score - a road is useful an aesthetically pleasing.

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  3. Ellie Errant10 April 2012 at 23:53

    i protest loudly and tediously on the cat's behalf!

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